Seconded!

I find it funny that the book is called true roots when none of us have ever seen her natural hair color.

I’m sorry you did mention it. BUT YOU DID NOT MENTION IT WAS A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER IT’S AN IMPORTANT DETAIL.

And yet no mention of her New York Times Bestselling lifestyle book “Balancing in Heels” on Deadline or the Muse. WHAT KIND OF REPORTING IS THIS!

Kristin and her friend parted ways. Emerald Duv still exists, but Uncommon James is named after her daughter Saylor James and is intended to be slightly more upscale than Emerald Duv. What. I haven’t done ridiculous amounts of reading about this for no reason.

And what about Secret Bangs?

I work closeby. I would be happy to do an in-person Uncommon James flagship store reconnaissance mission. Well, not happy. But I’d fucking do it for y’all.

When asked for comment, Cutler said:

JLP REPORTING FOR DUTY

500 More Days!

WTF is Uncommon James? What happened to Emerald Duv?

never forget.

I’ve been building up my tolerance for years. I’m up to 78% nitrogen.

Dat fish ass, tho....

WHAT ABOUT BOSS BABY

Well, of course there are going to be problems when Apple tries to use windows.

No it was Anya. (Edited thanks)

Hey, I thought HamNo covered the yogurt beat for gawker/giz media.