I read the title ad Meiji hotel. Fuck you Kotaku for getting my hopes up and squashing my dreams if a hotel room packed with Hello Panda and Strawberry Chocolate.

The invalid life is a bit boring, so I thought I would come and post tonight.

The little calico looks like my Luna

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

DIBU DABU DAUCHOOOOO

God damn it. I need to send this to my husband now. He loves bad covers. His favorite is a Mariah cover

I don’t get it. Are you an old timey news hawker on the street corner or are you an ad spot for the local news at ten? PICK ONE AND STICK TO IT.

AGREED, THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE YELLING ABOUT THIS.

We’ve lost xoVain, now is your chance to CASHHHHTHEFUCKIN

(It’s been a long, hard day so far.)

“I’ll show them...I’ll come back even stronger.”

Oh, man, the guests are some of the best parts of my parents’ wedding pics. One lady came in a catsuit and also stole a wheel of cheese from the banquet.

I really want I Thee Dread and Milihelen back.

How is puppppy formed?

I think Rita Ora is the only person in history who has cobbled together a career of not happening.

My partner has a mechanical keyboard and his computer is in the same room as our TV. Sometimes I want to grab his keyboard and chuck it out the window because it’s so damn loud.

I see your Josh Bell and raise you a Javier Baez.