Hot damn the Hansons got fine

It’s really weird for Nintendo to introduce Deoxys’ pre-evolution in a separate game.

Why yes, this is extremely relevant to my interests, thank you very much

True

So has Sailor Moon Crystal brought back Moonlight Densetsu yet or what

Mega Man is so forgotten they’re not even bothering to attach him to Inafune anymore

This is the only treatment that makes it bearable.

Two Metroid games and confirmation that Beyond Good and Evil is alive

I hate you

Oh just you wait until Nintendo invents the holodeck and demoes The Pokemon Trainer Experience.

I really wanted a new EBA/Ouendan, but uh, I guess... this will do...?

Nonsense. I refuse to believe Nintendo is anything but doomed. It would upset the status quo, like Sonic appearing on Nintendo hardw-

Finally, Mario can marry Bowser and fulfil Peach’s matchmaking dreams.

FINE YOU WIN

I agree - Nintendo is in a constant METROID PRIME 4 state of being doomed METROID PRIME 4 and there is METROID PRIME 4 no other way it should METROID PRIME 4 be.

SAMUS IS BACK BABY

It’s Deeeeeeestiny

Aww, I think it’s sweet that you can play fetch with Jormungandr!

MY HEART