You just wrote some of the dumbest shit I've ever read here, which is why everyone is ripping you for it.

Wow. You got totally roasted.

All of this killing offends me. This is an offensive game.

@truthtellah: [www.metacritic.com]

I paid like $35 with delivery for my copy, and it was worth it. Completed it finally tonight.

The fact is, this game is far from the worst game in the world. The painful truth is it's actually not bad at all and it must be horrible for the people involved that it's being treated with such excessive animosity.

The only abysmal failure here is this shitty "review" Luke. If you're allowed to put "game" in quotes then I can sure as hell put "review" in quotes. There is no review here.

@Luke Plunkett: Err, there's not a great difference. I'd agree DNF is generally more sexualized than D3D, but the content is no more explicit. So that content is more frequent perhaps, but no more offensive.

@traumafox: I've been trying to say this all over the place. This is what D3D was about. This is the same Duke.

@TF: THIS

@BeefSupreme: No less fun than Black ops, and was half the price for me

@Amnesiac85: I don't really agree with this. DNF is not really much more sexualized than D3D was. Sure it has a bit of extra potty humour, but it's not like you have to pay much attention to it if you don't want to. D3D had all the weird alien woman gestation stuff, it was basically the whole plot... aliens stealing…

@abort_user: I totally agree with this. DNF is definitely not terrible. It's average, and it definitely has some charms. It was also pretty cheap, but maybe that was just my retailer.

I think DNF is actually pretty good so far (haven't completed it yet). Especially in the context of everyone saying it's terrible; I wasn't expecting much. It was pretty dismal to start with - all the showing off of "interactivity" was basically just embarrassing - it would have been cool 6 or 7 years ago but not…

God, will you noobs stop comparing the game to Bulletstorm? It's a completely different feel of game. Duke is about killing aliens in cartoon-violence on US soil. End-of

@Saiwyn_Hy: <3

@Settings: but you're an iFag so who cares what you think?

Oh god. This series did NOT need a new direction, or a change in the style.

One Libyan who came across the crashed jet told Britain's Daily Telegraph that one pilot held his hands in the air and said "OK, OK", but was quickly thanked by locals for his participation in the air strikes.

If it has cockpits, I'll be all over it.