That happened to you? What did you do, how did things turn out? You pulled a gun from your hip before the assailant had the time to react, shot him in the head as he was leaning over your taxi door, took your sister by the hand and walked out triumphantly? Of course evil people exist, but the chances of being killed…

I think his egomania trumps any respect he could have for a woman. She isn't a person, she's just a thing I have that looks good and makes people jealous.

Are you from 1877?

That's a fetus in the first picture, not a baby.

I think I love you

I worked for someone who still uses AOL. I tried to convert him to Gmail and he has told me that it is too hard to use. WHAT. On AOL all of your emails immediately disappear if you don't check the box to not delete them.

My strongest reaction was to the sanctimonious whiners in my FB feed complaining about why people are wasting their time on #thedress when ISIS was destroying relics and kidnapping Christians, and [horrible shit that happened last week]. It was fascinating and fun and silly and when there's a ton of horrible shit…

I agree. I feel like he's just doing a really poor impression of Seth Meyers, and the jokes suck.

Which is damn unfortunate, since it's Jost that's the problem on Update.

Weekend Update is awful these days, but from everything I've heard, Cecily wanted off the desk because she didn't have enough time to write/perform sketches, which is what she loves.

Is it wrong to actually wish ovarian cancer on a stupid and hateful man?

Invisible? What? Is he a chubby woman over 40 now?

Next week: Bat boy has never been happier that Bruce Jenner is going to jail.

And, in my opinion, a time when the women in Playboy were worth looking at. I can't imagine having a collection of Playboy magazines from the last 10-15 years because they all look the same. Hairless silicon-filled bimbos...all with the same vapid stare. At least before there was some variety and woman-parts. Now what…

Plus, the Pokewalker was the top pedometer in one study. I don't know why, but that is still amusing to me.

I've heard this, too, but I don't want to carry my 3DS around the city. I feel like it would make me more of a target than carrying a cellphone does.

not to mention play coins which can be used for special items in games!

I find Lauer to be so fucking awkward, I'm not sure why he is on TV.

Playboy still exists? Who has even thought about that for like, decades?