Wendell has perhaps delivered my favorite confessional of all time.

Two very satisfying tribal council votes, though I got to say I’ll miss the big dumb lug. He was good for a laugh at least, he kind of reminded me of a real life Biff Tannen. 

Yes. Now I require you to create a rock so heavy you yourself can’t lift it.

I went to “star” your post, but everytime I clicked it the number of likes you had actually went down. Do I now have the power of a god?

They do only have that one song. It’s just that they’ve filled about 50 albums with it.

“But...but...he’s a liberal, and I like him. So he simply can’t be a bad guy.”

Are you kidding me? Get out of here with that bullshit. I can guarantee you it’s not the only experience like this they’ve had, and their careers would have been ruined had they gone public with it. Fuck you and fuck everyone else whose first thought in the face of blatant systemic exploitation of human beings is…

The commentariat is dead, long live the commentariat.

I just stopped by to remind everyone that TLT was actually a sequel to The Penultimate Tycoon. Gotta go! My aunt went to see It at Old Orchard. I’m gonna head over to FB to see if she gave it thumbs up.

Extinct, like the commentariat here?

And for then reporting it nationally, that he’d informed the police? That’s the scorn-worthy part.

Let it go, Toasterlad. It’s Kinjatown.

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

“I’m not a Nazi! I’m a Richard Spencer cosplayer! It’s irony! It’s irrrroonnnyyyy!!!” -this douche between prison beatings

I always figured the superior race would require less sunscreen.

“And I’m not a douchebag, per se, but my street name is Summer’s Eve”

Report: Nazi Ghosts Say March Attendees Perfect Candidates for Concentration Camps

“I also have no interest in managing train times or invading Poland or really even leaving my basement. In fact, if you really think about it, the Nazis wouldn’t have me anyway, because I am colossal waste of life.”

He did nothing wrong! Nothing wrong! Pardon! Pardon!

Give him a break, they took his baby away