Nothing.

It’s a time suck.

Lane moved to Portland to become a stripper in a unionized shop with her lesbian transgender partner. She left the kids with Zach, who tumbled into depression and alcoholism, finally managing to overcome his sadness and addictions. He took over Luke’s Diner after paying meth-addicted Jess a token sum. Now his kids are…

Yes.

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Perhaps soon, being on equal footing with your partner will be something even men will brag about.

That just means he knows best what to charge for being a ‘ho.

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Mama’s talkin’ loud, Mama’s doin’ fine!
Mama’s gettin’ hot, Mama’s goin’ strong!
Mama’s movin’ on, Mama’s all alone!
Mama doesn’t care, Mama’s lettin’ loose!
Mama’s got the stuff, Mama’s lettin’ go!

Burger King.

Okay. Who now doesn’t see this romance is fake as shit?

In fairness, she and him were in a super high profile romance that ate up the gossip and celeb news pages at the time.

So much Try Hard.

I’d feel sorry for him but I’m too busy laughing at him.

I wish we were denied another piece of shit colonialist-fantasy-white-man-in-charge-of-everything movie.

So does Hugh Jackman.

So no women ever cheated on a man, wife cheated on a husband, and was forgiven?

Beyonce wants to move past the hurt and damage and grow together.