Oh dear, I'm going to have to contribute with these gems I heard from my time in the UK. The classic one is "If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough." by Ali G but there was also "Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher" from a fucking creepy middle aged man in a kebab shop after a group of teenage girls in…

Because the word savage on its own does not immediately bring to mind non whites. The idea that it should?

i'd love every minute of it

How to put this articulately yet succinctly... ewww.

I'm beginning to think his heartfelt antics are just a distraction so we don't see Rita Wilson eating a child just off to the left.

I read the headline and thought "Florida" and then read it again...

As the graduate of a women's liberal arts college, I firmly believe that in this career-prep-obsessed world, the college experience still matters. There is value in studying a wide berth of topics from science and math to French and philosophy, regardless of your major. There is value in small class sizes and a…

I mean, like, I give a lot of blowjobs, and I sincerely enjoy them, and I do not understand this thing. Even for a really porny blowjob (wow, my computer recognizes "porny" as a word, that's disturbing) - the only time I've gotten anything on me is if I've been letting the guy come on my face/boobs/something, and if…

CUM EXPLOSION

So what if you're 25% Japanese (your grandpa is American), or 12,5% (your Grandpa's father is American), or ... how far do you go back ? If you go back far enough you'll always end up at less than 100%.

Yes, it's racist. Like, super racist. "100%" that "race or culture"? How can you be 100% of any culture, in today's world? ...or race? Everybody's got some mix in them.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

a cellphone video filmed in portrait.

You are beautiful and magnificent and I bow at your feet.

TMZ would have posted a cell phone video of it happening.

She was hit by a fucking train. Trying to imagine the injuries she sustained gives me a chill down my spine. Why on earth would anyone feel the need to read a blow-by-blow description?

News outlets posted the full autopsy report of Nicole Brown, too, so it doesn't shock me that someone posted Jones's as well.

Unfortunately, a lot of reporters these days don't even consider Sarah Jones a person anymore. She's now a story, which gives them the flimsy excuse to rifle through and expose the details of her life and death without repercussion or guilt.

WTF? Why would they even post that?! That's cruel to her family.

I want to marry this analogy.