Nothing after 2001.
They should have let this shit stay dead with dignity in the first damn place.
It was wrong for the original article to use his perspective as a universal reality.
Ugh, as IF.
She was a try-hard before the expression was invented.
“You know...you’d be alright...if you, I don’t know...just stopped looking like such a dork...wear some makeup...some heels...”
Eh, I’d give him conjugal visits.
He IS good-looking. It’s an objective fact.
He don’t care. Him all the rest of the Muslim millenialists give no fucks since they all think the ends times are coming soon once the Caliphate is re-established.
“Is there not ONE slender sloth in all of the world we could have used? Am I asking so much?”
I don’t like abortion but since I’ll never have to have one, how is it my problem?
Hit the liquor. Hit it hard. You'll forget your body.
That would be his wife.
This is the face I’m hoping he gets when he’s dropped off at an ISIL camp.
It’s like Deadspin writers pretending they aren’t working this shit as a way to leverage themselves into better paying jobs where they get more attention.
Don’t you mean “inbred”?
Fuck him?
I feel like I entered an alternate universe of back-scratching attention-whoring.