Best First Lady EVER.

Never. Gets. Old.

I thought that was Fran Drescher!

Get in me, you big liberty-suppressing doofus! I LUVS ya!

Don't be Black.

“Chris, do you see that guy?”

Goats up! Pimps down!

I go to museums, ALL the museums, and prefer antiseptically clean hotels to "quaint", i.e. dirty, little hostels or B and Bs. And think old people tour groups are a great way to see everything at a nice pace with frequent restroom and snack breaks.

I suppose block printing one’s name does count.

“Amateurs.”

All I see with him is dumb side of beef.

This treatment? Is what makes misanthropes.

Awww...look at him give the full-on Whitney “That’s my man!” clap.

Good ole, Cecil B. Giving the people what they want.

You're dissing sexy Jesus for an uncircumcised Scot???!

That’s where it lost me, too. I thought that it was completely plausible she was gang-raped. But the friends reactions she told Erderly sounded, to my ear, anyway, too much like bad Lifetime TV screenwriting.

So's half of Hollywood.

They applied for a permit to protest. *shrug* Communist China is Catch-22 land.

That’s not why he was stripped of his job, though. Re-read the last paragraph above.

That’s not why he was stripped of his job, though. Re-read the last paragraph above.