And the worst thing is when you get the ones who come to “rile up the wimmins” by making fun of everything and anything feminist or decent. “Hurr hurr, Imma make some dumb comments about them libruls! That’ll show them uppity bitches!”

Scotland? Then I would have seriously replied to him, “Why, do you have a knife?”

That’s the crazy part! So many of them are just like that. They get PISSED that stories get written from a liberal perspect and that we’re even talking about things in a liberal manner.

He’s like all the Breitbart crowd that have showed up on Jez and taken over on the Gawker comments.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

I would have said, “Get your own, limey. Mine’s for next World War when we have to save you people. AGAIN.”

You realize that most people (excluding yourself, obviously) can hold more than a single thought in their head? And that they can bitch and moan on the Internet AND go and vote when the time goes?

Can’t do it. He’s too busy at the wheel.

Ugh, I hate that crap “argument” so much. Just eat your damn candy and let me eat mine. Cadbury ain’t THAT great, anyway.

Pagan. That’ll be the reason. Because it’s pagan.

Donuts? *puts on nice shoes and jacket*

Most of us are voting for Commander-in-Chief. Evangelicals are voting for a Reverend-in-Chief.

“The Poors” on ABC!

Holy spirit!

Okay, you win.

Mickey dosed you.

*shrug* So what?

Oh, you’re coming me again are you?

She (likely HE) is on FIRE.

The amount of work to think up and then tend to this false persona for two days on a shocking number of posts. Well, it’s a hobby, I guess.