Just say you’re a selfish asshole and be done with it.

“If only you people would just let us tell you what to do like in the good old days!”

Waitin’ on that inevitable divorce.

What flavor is preferred by closeted homosexuals?

Your fave is problematic.

She’s got so much bass to give!

Meghan Trainer has been dating someone for several months, his name is Daryl Sabara

And, thus, you are the living embodiment of why we can’t get a living wage and universal health care in this country.

Dude, that’s why I specified “in the last 30 years”. And his renunciation is the same as Elton’s later when he declared himself completely gay and that bi stuff was just him being hopeful.

She’s been that way since jump.

He can only do it because of the people of Maricopa County.

For you.

Just another thing you’ll have to live with, I suppose.

I think I stopped giving a shit a couple of hours ago.

I should have been more specific. No male celeb that anyone gives a damn about in the last 30 years has come out as bi.

Point taken. Though, in fairness, nobody was checking for him, either. He rolled out with the bi stuff and people shrugged. I like him, don’t get me wrong.

I’m a know-it-all shit-stirrer and occasional troll for funsies. *shrug*

I believe it is a widespread phenomenon based on my experience.

Doctor Strangé

You can’t sell weed EVERY day.