WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLACK?

Can we talk about how fucking adorable Alexander Skarsgaard is in this sequence?

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

Or they had no ticket sales...

Correction: I hate the Bruce Jenner character.

PLEASE try to be more sensitive.

Lobbying for Christina Aguilera as Robot Samantha.

Just because a man is rich enough to pay for match-making services, doesn't mean he's an asshole or that he thinks he's special necessarily. Maybe he'll find someone willing to accept his offer. Maybe he won't. Furthermore, the women being approached can decide for themselves whether they are interested in dating…

I can't stand women like that. MOST people settle. My husband looks nothing like the man I hoped would step off Olympus and propose to me. I am happy as a clam with the guy I married.

Oh, I love it! I love it. I find the narrator to be totally human and winning.

This doesn't sound much different than the matchmaking sites that "suggest" people whose profile may tickle your fancy. The only thing that makes this seem so reprehensible is that it's real life people doing the hunting, not some fancy algorithm on eHarmony. Matchmakers — human and non-human — have been around for a…

I'm a clinic escort, and I can tell you that all the people who actively protest (as opposed to those who gather to pray, but don't otherwise try to harass or engage with patients) at my clinic are equally bananas.

When the Patriot Act was first signed, I was telling my wife that the problem of giving people carte blanche to snoop on others would not be the higher ups who are closely watched but it would be rank and file agents who would eventually just get tempted to abuse their power. That is the way power abuse usually…

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

But don't you get it? That "garden-variety" privilege is so American and crass and vulgar.

The Twilight soundtracks were still better.

Here we go again: Garden-variety privilege (a down payment on a $300K NYC apartment, say?) gets the commentariat wild-eyed with revolutionary fervor...

Huh. I was unaware that being over 20 made you a "little girl" still. I mean ... really?