I have yet to meet a heterosexual man who cares about whether or not a woman's wearing makeup. All the ones I've met just seem to want the woman they met, were attracted to and/or fell in love with.

Yes, but acknowledging that would mean some essentially meaningless style bloggers, lucky enough to get occasional work for New York magazine now, wouldn't have gotten a response from a major fashion monthly and Jezebel couldn't have aggregated the story.

Which makes her stand out. Would this cover have gotten as much attention if she didn't wear the coat? Nope.

Melissa McCarthy is a professional comedian and actress. Not a professional representative from the Society for Body Acceptance.

When you assume, you make an ass out of you and...well, yourself.

I made no argument. You're doing that on your own, to yourself, apparently.

You deciding I implied something doesn't make it so. If I meant that, I would have written that. The implication was clear: she is her father's child.

Oh, WORD. I keep up anecdotally with the luxury good market. And what I'm reading more and more is that LV's quality has dropped. Sometimes significantly. Even has their prices have risen every other year for the past 10 years.

Even their monogram bags and accessories have seen price increases of 10 percent just about every other year for the past decade.

But that's what well made shoes SHOULD cost. This is what a lot of people don't get. Well constructed items, made of quality materials, by people paid fairly in a country with legal and social safety nets for all their citizens, will not be as cheap as what we're use to paying. They also won't fall apart in a year.

Everybody thinks it's about showing off and it is to an extent.

You are not wrong.

You're not really asking for an explanation. You're asking for a justification.

Some men will drop thousands on collectible toys, season tickets to sports events, or home entertainment systems.

I can't hate too much, though. They process they use (and it's a proprietary one) has created bags that are virtually indestructible under normal use. Unlike leather that can stain, crease, and be marred, this process means your bag will look pretty much exactly the same as when you bought it, except for the leather…

I don't mean to be harsh and judge-y but she's selling tweenie pop and she doesn't look young enough to get away with it.

I think guys know this.

"This means that despite a concerted effort to compete with other luxury brands like Fendi, Céline and Givenchy, executives say it will take some time for Vuitton to catch up to their peers in sales."

That's nice.

The thing is, and this is nitpicking and I acknowledge it freely, it's not her name.