It’s also not based on hot dog vendors and parking lot attendants, but they still get paid at least minimum wage. The game is also played by professional athletes, and not by the people who work in the offices of the franchise, who all also get paid a living wage. Your argument is invalid.
Bitches be legislatin
GIRLZ
Who run the world?
Bitches gets shit done.
Two Corinthians One Trump is the next viral video.
My dogs are currently barking at ghosts in the street but my cackling over your description caused a momentary pause, as they contemplate my craziness.
Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.
Dowager Empress Cixi of China. She became an imperial concubine as a teenager, staged a coup at age 25, and then proceeded to effectively rule China behind a series of puppet-emperors through the Victorian Age. If that doesn’t deserve a TV show then I don’t know what.
This thing needs an indicator light so nobody forgets what position it’s in. I can’t even remember whether the ringer on my phone is on or off.
It would be much sadder if it didn’t get stuck.
Yeah, like my micropenis.
Eh, if I invite you back to my place, you can expect to stay over and to get really excellent coffee in the morning. Unless I belatedly realize you’re an asshole or an idiot, in which case gtfo.
I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.
DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.
I am posting here to request that every article henceforth be headed with a dinosaur silhouette picture relevant to the content.