Way to work in multiple sci-fi/fantasy references into that description of contemporary slang. Applause.

Preach.

What can a president do for teachers, though? I mean, is some part of education handled at the federal level that I’m not aware of?

Once I asked my mom if she quit drinking coffee when she was pregnant with me sisters and/or me. She straight-up laughed in my face.

I love your username.

It perplexes me because I’ve been called ma’am since I was tween-aged. I mean, it’s just a polite way to get someone’s attention/address them.

Lizz? Is that you?

The exact same thing happened to me, including Joanne’s Fabrics! She’s just a gentle quilter, I told myself.

That gif makes me so uncomfortable

Bears are like “bitch, get out of my neighborhood. No? Prepare for the shitty consequences.”