Also similar to adding your aunts and uncles to facebook only to find out they’re actually racist nimrods.

Enrico Pallazzo?

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

How are two NL teams playing in the World Series?

I apologize for libeling your community, then.

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

the same way that Civil War re-enactors (the intersection of the set of whom with the set of gun nuts is very large) have the fantasy of dying gloriously to preserve the right to buy and sell other people and compel their labor at pain of death.

When a white person brings up “black on black crime” that is code for “I do not like black people and I think that they are deserving of violence because they have brought it on themselves”.

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...yes, the air quality in Cleveland ranks as one of the nation’s most polluted.

A person who excercised common sense and rational thinking saved humanity. Build this guy a fucking statue.

Spoiler Alert: Tristan Thompson was a ghost the whole time.

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

Gotta nip a fracas in the bud or it could turn into a full-blown donnybrook lickety-split.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…