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Black Mamba Blocked After Bleak Mambo

You’re not wrong.

“it’s an abject lesson to always read emails from the people who can ruin your life.”

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

I think we might be overthinking this one. Maybe IK is just a Jets fan.

But does it really do that? It COULD do that, depending on the wording and proper enforcement. But all I'm seeing referenced here is some minor concessions to the public in exchange for a big pot of public money. That still doesn't solve the big underlying problem, which is that these stadiums are terrible uses of

Kobe probably should have been courting him at breakfast.