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My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…

Ahh my favorite clothing brand, Manuel.

Jezebel: “Women always get blamed for the actions of their spouses”

Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaaa!  Count the headlights on the hiiiighway!

This reminds me of the greatest love story of all time: SHION AND TSUBASA

oh god how could i.... guana!! mocha!

Didnt they claim to have started as a FWB type of thing?

Whatever. That's my best outfit. 

Totally. Aloha State is a bad methadone substitute for pure dope. I recommend friends steer clear unless the jones for new eps demands suffering it’s sad American charmlessness.

Why? Seems easier to hide the blood stains.

I wonder if they were doing that intentionally, as a jokey thing?

“I am Mokgadi Caster Semenya. I am a woman and I am fast.”

His kids are actually named Brandon and Dylan. Like from 90210. I have no idea why I know this.

The manner in which Arianna Grande has handled this atrocity is nothing short of a masterclass in professionalism. She makes me proud to be an American and she makes me proud of younger Americans. Other lesser human beings would have milked the teet of this tragedy for sympathy, clicks and sales. She was pitch…

Sounds perfect, then! BTW, between your user name and your comment ... well, no one told me there’d be math.