The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

he is appealing.

I don’t know why he was fired. I thought he was killing it.

The Trailblazers are YMCA Losers. SAD!

Horse’s really are athletes!

DeAndre Jordan: I think it’s safe to say that both of you are going to be terribly missed.

One more throw, and I think the Sox would’ve really had the Rangers’ number.

The NBA should consider regularly hosting All-Star weekend in areas that don’t have pro basketball. Places like Vegas, Omaha, Philadelphia, etc.

Narrated by Goose Gossage.

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

Thankfully the reporter saw Fit to do his Civic duty and help the poor guy out.

Water you talking about?

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

This is like telling people who criticize cops “prove that are you a better police officer!”

An equivalent to a free education!!!!!!!!!!! Think of all the potential earnings they could get with that! It's really the NCAA investing in the players, the players should soon be paying the NCAA!

(Phil Jackson ruined my childhood, so it’s fitting that if I have kids he’ll ruin theirs)

We bought a set of these and they work pretty well.

My favorite fast food slogan is and always will be “Rally’s: You Gotta Eat”. It’s like they’re admitting that yeah, it’s not great, but it’s probably not going to kill you, and you have to intake calories to keep living, so why not give it a try sometime maybe if you’re feeling up to it.