When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

The top ten list of fake internet scams - number 6 will shock you!

I Used This One Weird Trick to Know Those Stories Were Fake.

I’ve never seen a Deadspin post that consisted solely of an embedded tweet.

Matt Barnes is never stupid, but very often he is.

In this case, they didn’t exactly get Lovie-dovey.

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Nodding intensifies

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

I agree with your original post wholeheartedly, but c’mon, that was funny. Lighten up.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

Finally! A basketball team Panther nation can get behind.

You are not an idiot, sir. Stay strong.