What kind of otherworldy caffeine product has caused the Morning Shift to arrive so early this week? It’s freaking me out, man

Great, so driving around in Michigan will power 300 homes per year!

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I don’t understand this myself. Bring us the kei cars from Japan and just make people sign something stating that they understand that it does not meet US safety standards and move along.

only cars today are on average heavier and in an accident heavier beats lighter in terms of forces transferred and while materials science has made cars stronger it won’t mean a lot to be in a strong car if you are dead inside from shuffling of large amounts of force to your internal squishy bits.

well currently with all the airbag issues, your chance of survival is actually higher without it.

i still am waiting for a coherent argument why motorcycles are legal but stripped down airbagless cars arent

Small can be safe, but not cheaply. The materials that allow a small car to pass crash standards are expensive.

When the autonomous cars are ubiquitous, then we can get back to lithe, miniscule cars that won’t need all the bumpers and padding and exploding bags of air.

We decided we didn’t want to die when we hit a shopping cart in a parking lot.

As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

I just want one to annoy the piss out of my neighbor’s dog.

Jake, Jake from Statefarm told me

They should put one of those Lamborghini exhausts from Mopar on it. Maybe a supercharger in the intake manifold as well.

Let's see... Looking over the article now... Annnnd... It looks like the whole article explains exactly why he's doing it.

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Had to scroll way too far to see this.

It’s an Avalon. I gaurantee they were standing right in front of the car and didn’t realize it.

Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.