"If you don't like it, don't read it."

Well, how else are you supposed to show a girl that you'd like her to touch it? ANSWER THAT, FEMINISTS.

Oooh, well in that case, I take back what I said about the gift being kind of crappy. No registry means you don't get to complain about what you get. (I know, no one should complain about gifts at all, but if you're going to complain, at least be legit about it!)

The author said it would remain on reddit for free, so I guess we both have mediocre reading skills. Just kidding! I'm still right, it's a Date Rape Manual.

There's a part that seems to have been added as a caveat against "actual" assault where he tells guys they should stop ONLY IF she says something specific (a forceful "STOP, GET AWAY FROM ME.") And you know the guy who wrote this, and the guys using this "technique," are content that they couldn't REALLY be doing…

"What, you're phobic of planes? Everybody gets on planes all the time, your mental illness is stupid."

i look forward to people in 2050 asking me "where i'm from" and if they can touch my hair.

I don't know why these (racist) white people don't just embrace it. You get to be "exotic" now! You get to be an "ethnic beauty!"

You are so fucking ignorant and dumb I can't even take it. Being a woman and getting drunk is nowhere near analogous to going "into the woods here there are grizzlies holding dead deer carcasses" or poking the bear you stupid, ignorant bastard.

God willing, someday I will rise to the maturity level of someone who thinks that the movie "White Chicks" proves that white people are the victims of racism too.

WHAT'S A COMPUTER

Oh. This makes me sad. I have really enjoyed a bunch of books by Louis de Bernières. He writes very funny fart jokes. Now I wonder if I will ever read his fart jokes in the same way. They will just seem like weary farts of pent-up frustration and thwarted male entitlement, rather than the fresh and hilarious farts…

Kind of the opposite of D.C., where you hit on the person in order to pass along your résumé.

Well, I think we should stop enabling fat America by banning food. All of it. No more food. Not even for not-fat America, because those fat people would figure out a way to get it. They're crafty, those fatties.

I'm dying for one of the queens on RuPaul's drag race to create a Disney "Ursula realness" look one of these days!

Yup. All the friggin' time. "Oh, you want to talk about oppressive gender paradigms and the sex-gender dichotomy? Well, define for me what "gender" means before you're allowed to have that opinion. Oh, you don't feel like stopping the whole discussion in its tracks to lay out the basic terms of the first class of…

must control heavy breathing and tears.... must not let the whole office hear me crying....

Considering no black teenagers in handcuffs were shot and killed, yeah, they consider this a win-win.

There needs to be more of this line of discussion. The Beautiful Earth Mother trope is so ingrained, I think many men and women think the negatives of pregnancy are "cute" discomforts. And for some, they are.