Can everyone stop ripping BBW and join us here? Shit...

Hey! Don't pee on my leg and tell me a fool and his money are soon parted.

$510k? The guy can hardly afford the $6.44/gallon gas his Bugatti takes.

Play hard in your 20's without regard for your well being. Just get those robotic, graphite lubed knees everyone will have in the future.

And another! Welcome back

Ryan Kelly is the only reason Duke is not getting blown out right now. Miami is killing the ACC right now.

Quite impressive.

Ambien is a helluva drug!

Rodriguez renting his Miami house out to film crews while he's away, thereby distressing his aged Holocaust-survivor neighbor.

That's it. I'm putting Tim and Emma on notice right now. Deadspin/Duke alum Ben Cohen and I are on our way to kick you all in the testicles and tits.

Keep it on Franklin Street you homeless hippie.

And in that moment, somewhere, X-Pac has magically willed himself into "getting back up on that horse again."

Ruben's breath will never be the same.

You weren't supposed to make eye contact!

If you rap, you wear sunglasses at all times. It's the second leading source of swag.

So strange to see him without sunglasses.

Don't get Encore, or I would be watching that. I got War of the Worlds and Menace II Society to choose from.

Has anyone actually sat through the entirety of The Expendables?

nice

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