I've never seen that many Tiger Woods' fist pumps in my life.

Building America's youth takes serious pushup routines.

Adam S.'s "Funny Hotel Lobby Fight, Drunk Guy Fights For His Life!" TNF-Viewer Submission:

haha!

+1 childhood ruined.

Durham, NC here. I've not heard it, but I like it. Cool that it was inspired by Tobacco Road.

I agree. At my job now, I cannot see comments let alone participate in the comments. It is not the same as when I read DS at night, reading the comment section. Like night and day. With burner accounts it's amazing, scary, and disheartening thing to behold.

The Bull's proofreader was outsourced to the lowest bidder; a thirteen year old Twitter follower.

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing."

You beat me to it. Nice.

The Belfast Giants, in the UK's EIHL, were recently sold to American Floridian Christopher Knight. That was before they learned he has a 2003 conviction for "Lewd or Lascivious Battery," entailing "sexual activity with a person 12 years of age or older but less than 16 years of age."

The last one had me rolling. +1, Emma.

In a written statement to the press, Officer Peaches said:

+1 well done.

Hehe!

Eat. Spit. Be Happy.

I'm here in Tampa. I'm making it my personal mission to snap a picture of Jeter on a trampoline.

+1

Canadians have their shit together, I mean, hitting half court shots, eliminating the Canadian penny, maple syrup, bacon...

Jeff Gordon got AIDS from sitting on too many poles.