Twitter then asked WCMH to grow some fucking balls

Things got particularly tense when Nathan Burris said under cross examination, that the name of his fantasy football team was, "I Killed Them Because They Wouldn't Let Me Watch MNF".

Fuck. How the shit did I find myself in the Yahoo comment section?

That's the same way Mia Hamm was able to get a head in life.

haha!

Those weren't his words we saw coming out of his mouth. Valentine is claiming his cerebral cortex was hacked by a very insane Gene Hackman.

Now that the Bobcats are finally relevant, this smells like a sly attempt for Ben Fold's Five to stage a huge comeback. There are no less than two falsehoods in this comment.

This would never happen again if they would buy my custom piano-wire basketball nets.

In humiliating news, I participated in a "corn-hole" tourney this weekend here in Florida. This is a casual game I've played numerous times at the pool, beach, tailgating, etc.. The long of the story is we got absolutely beat like a rented mule in all four games we played. I mean we lost BADLY and by a large…

I just wish there were more outlets for Marcus Vick to get his brilliant message across.

With the Panthers going 2-6 on the year, these Gronk spikes are all I have to look forward to.

The state of Maryland has elected Old Bay Seasoning as the starting quarterback.

Yes, penalized. Wasn't the only cheap shot he laid out on the Panthers. What a dick.

What do you mean, "who's heard of this site"? HA!! I challenge you to find someone who HASN'T heard of this site.

Holyyyyyyyyy.... SHIT!

Getting knocked out in a drainage swamp is called a "Jacksonville Dirt Nap".

Gronk got all the spiking practice he needed all through college while spiking roofies into solo cups. He was always caught.

After draining the pond, police found the lifeless hopes of Jacksonville fans that their team would not be sold to Los Angeles next year.

StubHub is also the name of the bar where I go stump chasing for chicks.

"Until today, no one had racked up more single-game receiving yards than Oregon State's Mike Hass, who careened for 293 on 12 catches against Boise State in 2004.