George Steele makes Mick Foley look like The Fabulous Moolah

Iowa residents cried into their corn-silk stuffed pillows.

"Yea, and then Vince asked ME to pay for all the shots he ordered. That guy is such a dick. Now, would you like to try a McCafe frappe, or McFlurry? You're kinda holding up my line."

Sick fuck. He should have been using Facebook like we all do. To masturbate.

That "concerned citizen" sounds like a miserable cock frenulum.

The ownership group of Alphonse Iglesias Delgado & Smith was outbid by Magic's group.

ha!

What he thinks the Lakers are missing:

Mmmmmmm, Mormon hotdogs....

Huh. I think we all learned something here. Stephen A. Smith does not Tweet with caps lock on.

+1

He's actually wearing the eye black backwards. It was supposed to read, "Faggot? YOU ARE!"

I think they will stop using the Nerf Pocket Vortex Football in practice. Seriously though, he hasn't thrown a spiral since I've watched tonight.

GOD! Heaven forbid I actually LIKE something around here, only to get eviscerated by a scathing Deadspin article about how much it sucks and we should all hate it. Followed by the commentariat telling me how wrong I am. Yes I'm talking about white Oakley sunglasses and boat shoes!

"Vilmaaaaaaaaaa!"

That's actually the bib he wears as he goebbels down a couple dozen hot wings.

"What?"

Lawler was immediately challenged to a Coffin Match by Mae Young and The Fabulous Moolah.

What a shame. He was so good in Sin City.

Shooty then farted glitter.