Luke Donald claimed he was hacked, and the hacker also said that guy has a small dong.

Somewhere, R. Kelly's Google alerts have been pinging him with hits to:

It's a shame. Charl thought the worst was behind him until the 18th Hole caught up with him in the parking lot later that day and demanded Charl to "get butt naked", and robbed him of his watch, wallet, and putter.

It was just over a year ago that firefighter Shannon Stone died after falling over a 20-foot-high railing at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington.

Weekly, I find myself wishing I was this great man.

Penn State is also expected to vacate their bowels from '98 - '11.

Good stuff, Sean.

Unfortunately, it's been reported that his driver is non other than Matt Bush.

This convention is fucking up my whole Sunday. Hurricane Issac is also fucking up my whole week. How am I supposed to play cornhole in high winds?

Meanwhile a local nuisance, Adam The Roach, dodged the broomstick I swung at him, sidestepped the rolled up newspaper and broke into a home run trot going under my refrigerator.

In the streets of Ohio, an Indians foul ball is worth at least 2 packs of Ramen, 4 packs cocoa mix, and 2 cigs.

Little known fact: Naismith's natural handwriting is Comic Sans.

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On if the Union Army has an unfair advantage because they get to march South/downhill instead of marching North/uphill.

First rule about that shit: stop talking about that shit.

You don't disappoint.

CTE, which is microscopic...

What a waste of a perfect moment. When else is that guy going to be able to say, "It's over Anakin... I have the high ground!"

I don't always serve my Doberman fine cuts of meat, but when I do, it's always P.F. Chang's Orange Peel Chicken.