11. You have a hot date because you lied on your Grindr account and stated you look "Just like 'Bron".

/cums

that's good, +1

In a parallel universe, White Mike Vick is running a mirror and glass delivery company and he just lost all his trucks in a sinkhole in Philabostonyorkmiami, United Continents.

If Peter King's job was in the IT world, he would be that guy with the most IT convention swag - coozies, laser pens, 1gb thumb drive, and gym totes.

Feel better Scotch. Next time, don't pull the goalie 5 minutes into the first half.

I should have spoken up when I saw Tamba checked in on Facebook at the Jackson County Department of Corrections.

Now trending:

God was overheard saying, "Hey Tebow, who the hell is this Ryan Hall guy? I mean, is he serious or what?"

Metta World Peace is Dennis Rodman in this example, right Erik?

Welcome!

You would be right. The same Seb Coe that chews those sandwiches and "baby-birds" it to Rudisha.

Boobs Away

Also according to ESPN.com, Oscar Pistorius came in first place in the underground sport of shin-kicking.

I guess he'll never shed that reputation... all over my couch.

You know how I know you're gay?

How the hell do you catch Usain Bolt when he steals your shit?

Were you going to make the same, "what is she doing out of the kitchen" joke I was going to make, right?

Heal up, and come back.

"We just train, sleep and relax," said Namibian wrestler Sem Shilimela."