Gov'ment ketchup is still good ketchup.

China just bought Twitter and Facebook, so they are about to win the "mentions" category.

+1 Emma

Oh it cries just at the threat.

Nathan's hotdog boiled in the salty tears of a unicorn, Velveeta, onions, and relish.

No shit, my last hotdog at the beautiful Trop was more radioactive relish than bread/hotdog meat. I will always take advantage of free condiments!

It wasn't quite loud as it was a lot of downtime in between sets. Still a great show if you bring your kid. They just don't cut themselves in the forehead like they used too, ya know?

I never sausage a gay place.

"Good Lord, that came on the heels of a blog about a 16-year-old girl?"

/grabs popcorn

lol

"It's not just we're playing for him because we feel like he's going to be here and we're confident but we definitely have pointed out we want our coach to stay here for sure."

Whenever I found myself out of toilet paper, I would then try to use the roll to wipe my ass, either by tearing it down the middle and using the cardboard as "paper" (never works), or by keeping the cylinder intact and dragging it along my buttcrack, allowing it to fill, which is MORTALLY DANGEROUS.

It's ok. He donated the clippings to "Merkins For Maidens".

I swear Tiger Woods 2020 will look exactly like the footage of that tee shot. Bring on next gen gaming!

I set this as my ringtone for when the wife calls.

Vodka and Gatorade, or a delicious Arnold Palmer. Both work well in 90+ degree weather.

Also severing ties with the Boy Scouts of America: The Fashion merit badge

"I don't think so," Kane said. "I don't want to put myself in that position again, but no I don't think I do."

In future news: Sandusky has checked into the prison rooftop, followed by a sudden check-in at the prison grounds.