It's probably for the better. South Sudan's national anthem is sooooo long and annoying.

These pants are great if you want to blast through your P90X workout, squat 475lbs in a dusty gym, and then enjoy a steak with a fine Tuscan Chianti at the Capitol Club.

Now it's not a secret, dummy.

My secret board meetings take place in the Home Depot lumber yard at midnight.

I'm still trying to internalize this.

I just checked. You are who you say you are.

+1

Neither. He's a little butthurt, so he's an anal fissure.

What do gay horses eat?

Anything over 10 comments on a story brings up the "drop down comment scroller". I don't know what it's actually called, but yea, that thing fucking sucks.

You had me at bath salts.

haha!

I won't repeat the others, but some that I don't think were mentioned, and I'm coming in late here, but you should check out "Luther". It's an amazing suspense thriller, and it's short (only 3 seasons). Idris Elba is fantastic.

They edited out the first 5 minutes of Jay scratching his balls working up the nerve to perform.

heh

ha! I almost set this picture as my desktop.

I will do my part tonight by booing the $8 Bud Light's at Tropicana Field.

A much better reception occurred in Miami, where Juwan Howard was passed an Ensure from an octogenarian's Hoveround.

"It was an example of ophthalmological laziness, and we've addressed it."

ha!