"Joe, your ejector seat is build to your specifications, and ready to go."

"Fuck that shit. Like I'm sticking around here."

Damn. +1

lol

Nice! That worked out much better than the Virgil Bag which contained bits a pieces of a man's shattered dreams.

This is Wrigley's Winterfresh gum viral marketing at its best.

Get rid of the statue, his name on the field, etc. Can't vacate his wins, but relegate his legacy to yearbook photos, team photos, and a by-line in the trophy room.

FYI- this comment just made it to Reddit. +1 again.

They should remake the statue out of a giant bar of soap and put it in the locker room shower.

+1

Are you working on any new TV shows, al la Top Gear US?

Scott Fowler of the Observer would rather Cam work on his jump-shot or slang crack rock.

I chortled and peed a little.

+1

Caution: Running Alongside Bikers In The Tour De France May Result In Blood, Dope.

Vince McMahon thinks these ratings are fixed.

Zack Greinke Is Doing Something That Hasn’t Been Done In Baseball Since 1917

It's a lot of fun. I brewed multiple batches this winter with my brother late night, cooking the beer, mixing the hops and smoking a J. Fantastic time. At least one of those batches turned out bad, and I remember being so disappointed. Very satisfying to get a good batch of a red ale you made and drink it on a…

I haven't seen anyone this butthurt about hornets since Macaulay Culkin in My Girl.

Stand up and be counted!