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FUS RO DOYOUWANTTOMARRYME?!

When asked, "deep down in your soul, do you think he was raping the boy?" Sandusky replied, "what is a soul?"

As a guy who has never hit a game winning shot, this is my dream.

Raysism is hilarious!!

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I'm a professional lip-reader. Allow me to translate.

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They look really slow. Like they thought eating cheese and wine during pregame was a good idea.

"Aye spaceman, what about klingons?"

He had me until, "We drinkin' swag sauce"...

Goodell indicated he was following the wishes of the players assembled, like former New York Giants star Harry Carson, who "felt that the presence of women could impede the discussion."

Point.

Things got awkward in the locker room when Helton missed the hole in his pant leg and tumbled headfirst into the ice bath.

I wonder how Mel Kiper's hair feels about coming in second place from now on.

Goddammit. All that soccer I was watching didn't make a difference.

I've had a foreign substance on my bat for years. Turns out it was just every bitch in Cabo.

Do the cum stains come with those jerseys?

If you are feeling multinational, CRO v ESP on ESPN Deportes is good start. Canadian beer anyone?

"Royally fucked up my bike rack. Not cool, man."