The Beep-Beep Award was given for finding Missy Elliot's keys to the Jeep.

Pants down. Microscope right next to your groin and they get to do that as often and randomly as they want.

"This is a tough case"

Coincidentally, Jake Delhomme also showed his ass during his Bojangles radio commercials.

I hear Slater's mom has the killer bath salts.

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Michael Jordan refers to this as, "Just another Monday".

I always pictures Belle as a squirt bottle.

This just in: Greg Oden immediately suspends beach soccer training.

Well Kali isn't real, and McMahon is the real attraction for me. Stephanie McMahon that is.

This one time I took a huge dump. I mean the actual quantity of poo was staggering. It was like the best feeling into world to take this huge crap. I looked to my side to notice there was no toilet paper. After a brief scare, I found more toilet paper. But the feeling of unloading that tremendous masterpiece of…

Matt Light was just off camera, holding Gronk's jock.

Am I the only one that doesn't wear shoes for this exact reason?

All my money is on the Rays. Actually my money is in the Powerball, but if I had more disposable income*, it would be on the Rays.

I've been watching a little tonight. Is Vader for real?

+1 Sean

Getting the "Cranford" in Florida is a bath-salt hooka and study sesh.

Costas later caught a ride home in the fanny pack of that octogenarian on the HoverRound.

Coincidentally, the Ohio "trash burning" ordinance was lifted just hours earlier.

I"m following a bunch of DS Tweeters. Now you too!! Hooray!! Turn on your "location" option so I can literally follow you.