Let me tell you the tale of one Ted Kennedy and a place called Chappaquiddick...

The traffic violations should be the least of her worries. Leaving the scene of an accident in New Jersey when injuries are involved is a third-degree indictable offense (felony) that carries a prison sentence of 3 to 5 years. The failure to report the accident could lead to a permanent loss of her license.

Something tells me she asks to speak to the manager A LOT.

“Councilwoman DeGise was elected overwhelmingly just a few months ago and she has no intention of walking away from the commitment she made to serve the people of Jersey City,” Swibinski said. “She will not resign and plans to complete her full term and continue in public service. To include mowing down her…

Vehicle stuck in your own driveway + other vehicles that you can drive..  did you not have a vehicle that you could pull the Suburban out with?

No, somebody pays for it.

After that experience, why would you even keep your subscription?

So I’ve never subscribed to something like AAA. I’ve needed a car towed a few times in the 19 years I’ve been driving, and each time I just call a tow company, and they come get me. Easy Peasy

It’s not a blueprint, it’s a patent.  Everyone knows how to make the water engine, but only Big Oil holds the patent.

And they’ll run on water if the Big Oil ever releases that secret engine blueprint!

I don’t know. On my first helicopter right, I was very cautious and wary. I was also cautious and wary on my second and third rides too. (I will continue to be cautious and wary if I ever go on a 4th ride.)

In every case the flight crew did warn everyone to not go near the back of the helicopter. Also I ducked when I…

the tail rotor in that diagram isn’t even in the red. 

The reports state that the crew tried to stop him, but he was too fast. Combine that with the report of his sister saying no one know why he went back leads me to believe that it’s probably unlikely that the crew told him to go back.

So the deceased wasn’t this type of stupid, he was that type of stupid. Oh, that clears up everythang!

When you get down to it, safety follows the Swiss Cheese Idea. In this case:

I don’t want to pile on a family that’s (hopefully) grieving, but I don’t know that her story adds up.

I like the line in the quoted article, “...the 22-year-old former public schoolboy...”

You took a private helicopter from a resort island back to the mainland in order to catch a private flight home?

Potentially, because of lack of protocol.

Rich people be doing rich people shit.