You forgot to give Elon credit for inventing a hole in the ground with Boring company.

Ten years?  Man, you had it good! 

This deserves far more stars. 

“What’s that sir? Your car stopped on a train track? Well, you can pay the expedited delivery fee and we’ll have you rolling again in no time at all!”

Please don't, my neighbor has one and I don't want it ending up in my pool.

I was answering more generally why someone would buy a Lemon’d car. Tesla DID develop a fix for the screen yellowing, eventually.

Damn, my Focus did this too! 

How long till we have bs subscription based/DLC “features”. Oh you want to drive more then 60km/day, please purchase the more kilometers dlc for 299.99. Or you can subscribe to Tesla Advance for 99.99/month. Oh you want to travel more then 100km from home you need the travellers DLC... That is another 199.99, or if…

They DID pay for the features in the first place. It was built into the price the dealer paid for the vehicle and the price that the consumer paid...

A car get get Lemon Law returned, then it sits around for 6 months while they develop a new part, and after replacement the car is fine, and much cheaper than new.

Friend, do you even sarcasm?

This is nothing new. I owned a few 80's GM cars where they removed features like the air conditioning, power windows, etc, 10 years after they were new. ;)

I kinda like this little Shane Morris kid.

man, I even put the ‘s’ at the beginning of the post so people like you wouldn’t have a rage stroke before you got to the ‘/s’ at the end.

You are defending the indefensible for what reason exactly?  Just because Elon Musk is supposed to save the world from climate change?

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

Tesla wants to have the autopilot there to generate new vehicle sales. They know it’s a steaming pile of dangerous shit, so they yank it from a used vehicle. 

WARNING! -> hot take!

I agree with you that extended warranties are high cost / low value insurance that people should never buy. However, prepaid maintenance isn’t the same thing. A warranty is for something that could happen. Maintenance is something that has to happen on a specific schedule if you are going to properly care for your…