See, normally I’d be the sympathetic one in a situation such as this. But I’m pretty sure the dude left the car in reverse to jump out and fix the prop-dragging issue. I’d call that more than a brain fart.

That’s not a 4000 lb boat and trailer. It’s a crappy Bayliner on a single axle trailer. Probably close to 2500 lbs.

Recover is the word.

B.O.A.T = Break Out Another (twenty) Thousand.

This just in, boating can make you millionaire.... If you are a billionaire.

Other than the 11'8" bridge videos, my guilty pleasure is watching boat ramp fail video. I can watch that shit forever.

They say a boat is a hole in the water where you throw your money...and your crossover.

Apparently the vehicle hadn’t been put in park, and its emergency brake hadn’t been set.

drowned and burned but not totaled? couldnt imagine

Lmao, you think it was “probably” a total loss after being submerged and that only thing keeping it afloat was the boat it was attached to? 

Likely because you’re a poser.

He was hanging out on a dock watching folks launch their boats into the water and load them back onto trailers

Confused as to the location of the sea.

No I’m saying Elon Musk ate Tim Allen.

Elon's looking a bit chunky. Maybe the CFO should be denying some of his lunch expenses.

He does look terrible.

Really not going to care much when this company goes under. Subsidies are the only thing that allowed it to get this far. 

When did Kevin James start working at Tesla?

I worked for a company like this once...I kid you not...the office supply closet was locked and every request had to go through my boss...want a new notepad? justify it (the first time I asked where office supplies were kept, I actually laughed in my bosses face when told they were locked up and I had to justify…