In VA, the first step required is to scrape off the old sticker before even rolling the car into the bay. Every inspector I’ve gone to has done that. If the car fails the inspection, it gets a red “failed” sticker of shame, good for 30 days.

Hey - they check the lights and pretend to look at the brakes, too!!

Depends on who you ask....

So, you reported them?

In VA, you would not need an emissions inspection, but would still need the safety inspection.

You did, anyway. I never have, and, yes, they’re required here.

Everywhere? That’s a dangerous statement.....

That’s illegal in VA. It should be illegal everywhere.

Is there a Blue Book for pants?

Doesn’t matter in VA, for example, unless you are military and have a different home state of record.

Shhhh....you’re supposed to feel sorry for him! Now you’ve outed him as a “greedy corporatist” who is trying to avoid his legal liability and paying taxes!!

If it’s like VA, you have to register your car there within 30 days of moving. It’s the law. Of course, THAT law doesn’t mean a shitload of people don’t violate it, either!!

Offshore drilling destroys nothing; there are almost no spills or any other issues. And many of the rigs are over the horizon from the beach. And sea creatures love living in and around them.

We already have them!! Inspectors may not sticker cars that have violations. Like any other law, that doesn’t mean people don’t violate it!!

And he will get a sticker from a “friendly” inspector - and he won’t have to bribe him. Just goes to someone who knows him.

I doubt the deer “...kicked through the windshield with his sharp, cloven hooves.” I don’t doubt the entire deer could have gone through the windshield due to the speed of the impact.

That would be a “superhuman” deer.....

.....much to many peoples’ surprise. I wonder if the con is an NYC dweller, or just an admirer of the city - meaning someone who hasn’t had to live there for an extended period of time.

Who are “they?”

Who are “they?”