it’s truly incredible that each one of these insane Deadspin anti-VAR articles at some point has to admit that VAR got a missed call correct, and then immediately ignore that fact.

It’s truly impressive that this weird crusade Deadspin has against VAR has caused them to firmly stand behind the argument that it’s bad to make clearly correct decisions. 

Wait, so VAR shouldn’t have been used to make an objectively correct call because in real time it was hard to see? What kind of logic is that?

What in the world even is this post? It’s bizarre that they’re dating because she supported a candidate with different politics than the person she’s dating 3 years ago?!? Love that classic relationship strategy of the person’s politics being the one and only qualification for a partner. And very classy criticizing…

I guess we can just call Wal-Mart a bookstore if the angle we’re taking today suits it. Or we can start referring Gawker as a “gay-outing website” because that was a small part of what they did. Don’t see any issues there. 

For a site that criticizes other outlets continually about journalistic integrity, you have quite the habit of painting law firms in whatever unflattering light fits best for the angle of your articles. Akin Gump is a law firm with 1,000 attorneys, it is not a “lobbying firm.” Calling any law firm that has lobbying as…

Well looks like this was just a....bridge too far for the WBF.

The St. Joe’s Hawk flapping while playing defense is art. 

It’s good to have hard evidence that anyone who roots for rival teams at the same time is criminally insane. 

Damn, if I was the guy that signed that kicker and then was paid 7 figures to coach him I’d be pretty embarrassed. 

“The stupid Democrats will probably run [WORST CASE SCENARIO CANDIDATES THAT I JUST MADE UP IN MY OWN HEAD]” is such a self-righteous and college sophomore way of thinking. Random unrealistic names are thrown out every cycle (remember those two great terms we had of President John Edwards?), and you don’t get to pat…

D.C. United is an objectively clever and appropriate nickname for the team from the capital of the...uhhh.. United States of America, and only a haughty dipshit like Haisley would get pissy over it. 

If “Whoa Big” Papa was gonna make up lies, at least make them interesting. Like saying that “[General Counsel] wanted to see if she could ‘hook-up’ with Rick Pitino during a 30-second timeout.”

Great point, this has got to be the first time any comedian has made a joke about dating or birth control. I say to be safe we treat any comedian with a joke about dating as a serial rapist until proven otherwise. 

Correction: I’ve got black friends, so my client can’t be racist. 

Forget it, Cognac, it’s Haisleytown.

Well that gives a little context to their Women’s 4x100 time of 40,003,200 seconds and counting.

Please direct me to the (I assume) gold-plated Qatari oil baron baseball stadiums you must be going to that only serve footlong hot dogs and not “basic-ass franks”.

Thank God Bernie Sanders isn’t an old white man interested mostly just in himself!

Somehow I thought the article about Lionel Messi would not mention Gerard Deulofeu, and now I feel like the world’s largest fool.