+1 well done

Eric Crouch passed for 4400 yards and 29 touchdowns in his career. Jackson threw for 3600 yards and 27 touchdowns in a season.

Wow, this puts a bit of a cracker in his armor.

You basically just bragged that you stopped watching college sports because someone told you it isn’t pronounced “R-Can-Sass.”

...and the story suddenly is getting traction two months later (after everyone on Spirit’s side would have already completely forgotten about it) and after she’s contacted her attorney.

“Yeah buddy, have some compassion for the person who murdered her hamster so she wouldn’t have to miss her flight. I am a normal, well-adjusted person!”

The sole reason anyone flies Spirit is because it is cheap. If you choose to pay the cheapest price you can find for something, you lose the right to complain about the quality of it. That people expect anything out of Spirit other than a place to sit and a safe flight is baffling to me, since they literally advertise…

What editor allows these to continue to be published?

“I might as well say it before the grays do: they’re not sending their best, they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.”

It’s mind-boggling that so many people of authority did not find it unusual at all that a non-gynecologist said it was medically necessary that he constantly touch young girls’ genitals. I’m pretty sure if Tom Izzo went to his sports medicine doctor and he starting giving him a prostate exam he would probably lodge a…

“This stuff happens all of over the place, including at my alma mater, Langley High. Go Black Hoods!”

Might also be relevant that these programs set all accused players up with high-priced legal representation that actively helps them avoid any punishment through either law enforcement or the university. So it’s “I cooperated with the investigation, but I also gave the kid the card of the best defense attorney in…

Even for a Haisley article there are an incredible amount of just straight inaccuracies in this. When van Persie moved most people agreed that he was at the end of his prime and viewed it as a desperation transfer for United. United winning the title that year is considered the masterpiece of Fergie’s managing career…

It’s extremely refreshing to see an NFL player address the inequalities of America’s criminal justice system where the success of one’s defense is often dependent purely on the ability to afford an attorney, while ALSO bringing up that the gutting of public unions by our politicians limits the lifetime earning…

“I’m confused, I don’t see the issue here.” - Every college football message board poster of all time.

Yeah, explains why Ezekiel Elliott and Tom Brady are still floating out there as free agents.

When will these shameless federal prosecutors end their bloodthirsty crusade against sportsradio hosts who manage to make a measly couple of million dollars selling sports tickets completely legitimately? If I’ve heard it once I’ve heard it a thousand times.

How do you miss the chance for a “Jack Sock Finishes First” headline? One of the few times Jack Sock’s finish really mattered, and it blows up right in your face.

Impressive that Jameis Winston managed to avoid a lengthy suspension after giving a pre-game speech so bad that it was clearly intended to shave points.

Yes, but it will be called Kazapodoupolous.