a Pennsylvania-based photographer who specializes in photoshopped portraits with deceased family members.

And it sounded like Naomi was basically saying that people much larger than Ashley Graham are “beasts”. Like, she’s fat, but not beast-level fat. Also, did she actually use the “She’s not fat, she’s just big boned” logic?

It's the gold teeth that creep me out. The lighting just kind of makes them look rotten.

I sort of find it degrading too? Because obviously it looks like cummed on lips. Like... here boys I painted a CUM HERE sign on my mouth.

For Naomi Campbell, she of the thrown cell phone, this is extremely nice.

This is not a win. ‘I have bigger friends’ is the ‘I have black friends’ of fat shaming. Ashley Graham is beautiful, and represents a moderadly more realistic image of women. Her body, her business.

“what i’m saying is, she doesn’t need a crane to leave her house”

For real, though. Who the hell can fit into their smaller sizes? They do not construct clothing for normal, adult-sized humans.

She said it was impossible to look at them and think negatively about them, not that it was impossible to look at them and not be attracted to them, so I’m not sure what you’re getting at here?

When I first saw this cover I was awed. You can’t look at them and think negatively unless you’re an asshole. Not only are these women gorgeous, but they’re hella sexy too. Sexy can come in any size.

6th grade, but I was kind of advanced... I mean I never actually plotted anything dangerous, but I thought about how life would be infinitely better if _________ never crossed my path again.

Long sleeves are good for swimming in the ocean or in bays. Keeps the sunburn down and limits stings and scrapes.

The stuff is delicious, just usually way too salty for my liking. I prefer my dry seaweed with only a tiny sprinkling of salt, or none at all.

Damn, I didn’t want to kill any of my classmates until the 9th grade.

I mean, but “diva” can also be code for “Woman Who Wants Shit Done Correctly,” in a business setting, particularly a showbiz one. It’s just another form of “bitch” when you’re not like, coddling and friendly, just trying to get your shit done without having to hold anyone’s hand in the process.

And he texted back in a timely manner. I was not expecting such a quick reply.

Yes! Like, you text Leo about feeling down, and he’s there for you. That makes me like him more.

After all the shit that’s been said about her being a diva. She genuinely comes off as down-to-earth and super nice in this video. I know that’s the point of these videos, but she seems awesome to hang out with!

“You mean tonight, boo boo? Club-wise?”

to everyone i know: