i’m not an MD, and the only person i’ve ever known with chronic lyme was also a pretty serious drug addict so IDK what’s real or not.

I look back at being 20 years old and in REAL love for the first time... Man, I did some crazy shit when we broke up. I couldn’t handle it. I didn’t sleep... I couldn’t eat... I was texting (T9ing on my Razr like CRAZY) and crying. Showing up at his parents and crying. Hanging out with friends of his friends just to…

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50/50 chance it’s a see through Pnina since we’re talking SYTTD.

That was my first thought. 2 out of 3 things I try on in my supposed size don't fit. This would be an expensive experiment in futility and frustration.

RLS: I was waiting for someone to make that joke ever since I heard about the accident.

Good sum-up. It’s all about quality and variety that would otherwise be unattainable, and I think it’s brilliant.

Karrueche and Gigi, will you please step forward...

Taking LSD off of my “Yeah, I’d Try It” list.

I mean... or we could refer to Anne Wojcicki’s own (not insignificant) accomplishments like 23andme and not treat her like another man’s former property. Please and thank you.

Well, when a large part of your “look” comes from plastic surgery, it’s not that unusual for you to have a doppelganger running around...

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

I believe she had the gall to gain weight, which made her unemployable/unfuckable.

They do!

I just ordered some from Luckyscent.com.

This would’ve been a great post for MilliHelen. :( RIP, mH. I’ll pour out a tiny perfume vial on the curb in your honor. It won’t be one I love (I’m not a fucking idiot), but it probably will be fancy/expensive.

I mean, never more than 20% off, but that’s enough to make it feel like less of a punch to the wallet. Sign up for their mailing list if you haven’t already, they send out sale notices before almost all major holidays.

GODDAMNIT

It always struck me as weird that Tyra’s introduction of Nigel every episode was like an entry for “Shade Court.” The rest of the panel got big superlatives before their names, but Nigel only got “noted fashion photographer.” It’s like his job interview went like this: