This has happened in the last 2 days: It came out that Sessions had 2 meetings with the Russian Ambassador during the campaign, then lied about it under oath to the Senate (that part’s the felony).

Can’t watch the vid—does she really read a Dr. Seuss book to children and NOT SHARE THE FUCKING PICTURES?! Because if true, she should recuse herself immediately from any future child-reading photo-ops.

In other news:

Except Michael Scott had a kind heart and cared about people around him, minus Toby.

Or, people could just stop feeling embarrassed by feminine products and just get over it. There is no reason that a woman should feel shame (or society make her feel shame) for using something like a tampon. People need to loosen up a little. As for this whole glue thing, I’m not a doctor, but I suspect that it is a…

So you’re saying that he’s saying that liberals are...planning their town hall attendance? Amazing!

The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!

This is actually incredibly common for smaller brands who find themselves with surprise hit (ETA: Kate bought this dress off the rack—Issa didn’t know about it until pics hit the news; this was not a commission). If you have a ton of people who want to place orders, yet you have no way to fill those orders because you…

This has Pence written all over it. He’s such an awful person, people in Indiana were going to vote his ass out and now here he is, doing his evil on a national stage.

What did you expect? She only has this job to support herself and her family.

Wait and see! Wait and see! I’m sure he’s just pulling us backward for so we can all get a good run-up at equality!

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.

1.) It would have taken President Obama all of 15 seconds to condemn this in the strongest terms. Of course, this would not have happened with such free abandon under his administration.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

GUYS - The story isn’t that Pruitt was confirmed. The story is that Pruitt was confirmed days before there’s going to be a 3000 email dump of his departments communications with Big Oil. He was been withholding public requests for documents illegally for years. A judge demanded he release them and the fucking congress…

“He is so overconfident and yet so logically unconvincing that my interpreter friends and I often joke that if we translated his words as they are, we would end up making ourselves sound stupid.”

He’s not allowed to delete this shit. Obama didn’t delete a single tweet, they’re historical records. Also saying that made me throw up.

If the book about the first 100 days of this presidency isn’t called Unpresidented, I will riot.