eggswoodhouse
Eggs Woodhouse
eggswoodhouse

Would LOVE to see the video of the drunk swimmers fighting with security guards at a gas station. Am picturing it like this in my head.

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

I’m actually kind of impressed that Lochte had the foresight to skip town before everything went south.

Bruh. Chuck yer mum a brownie.

Dont trust unattended brownies, people. They’re bad news.

My auntie made diabetic brownies which uses that artificial sugar you don’t want to eat too much of because it gives you diarrhea and gad something bad. She leaves them out and comes back later to see half the pan was gone. Turns out her husband ate half of the pan by himself. He’s driving down the road when the need

Of course, this raises a very important question.

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

Maybe that cat is kind of a bitch, did you ever even think about that, narc wife?

I’m hoping they tell him some totally bullshit things just to see if he leaks them and he’ll get up to the podium tonight and be like, “you won’t believe the things I’ve been hearing about Swaziland’s chemical weapons program!”

And then we criticize her “boxy” outfits that she has to wear to accommodate her bullet proof vest.

You misunderstand! Stop publishing all this nonsense. He just meant her body should be riddled with bullets until she’s not longer alive! God. Clickbait.

I mean: are these batshit motherfuckers are trying to get her killed?

Excellent point. The only way for Trump to be the smartest person in the room is to hire people who are profoundly and / or willfully ignorant.

Donald hires people who are unqualified to work at that level and in return they give him loyalty. If the Trump campaign seems like amateur hour it is because Trump designed it that way.

Brief reminder here to Ms. Omarosa that her favored candidate is currently receiving a miserable 1.5% support among black voters, putting him behind Hillary Clinton, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein.

Luckily for me, I believe I am owed several million dollars and because I believe it, it's true right?

For the metrically challenged among us, she was lifting over 350 lbs. I sometimes struggle to carry all my groceries upstairs in one trip.