Ok, this might sound strange, but: I’m finding it a lot easier to keep my calorie count down if I eat things like cheeseburgers. Last year, I tried the healthy route. Vegetables and chicken and chili and jambalaya and hummus were my go-to food items. But I had a devil of a time keeping under my calorie counts, because…
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Ryan Reynolds used to be married to Scarlett Johansson. Ryan Reynolds used to be married to Scarlett Johansson.
Yep! I did so many low-fat, fat free things as a teen and in my early/mid 20s. I gave all that up a few years ago and I eat less now than I ever did dieting. Protein is the key for me. Everyone is always like fruits and veggies I’m like no give me a shit load of protein and I won’t want to kill everything. Yeah I’ll…
photo of bacon-vomiting burger is both compelling and revolting
It’s the last day of Ramadan. Would eat salted granola covered with butter right now.
Supposedly bacon will kill you, but they will pry it from my cold dead hand. The other hand will have a wine glass.
In fairness, it seems that foods will either kill you or save your life at random times: eggs, butter, wine, chocolate, etc.
My mother was pointing out that Don Jr does that same pursed mouth thing (the cat’s anus, if you will). Do you think that was nature or nurture?
You pop it first. I’ve had a cocktail made with popcorn-infused bourbon and it was delicious and buttery somehow, despite a lack of butter.
The last time he went on vacation, we got a musical out of it.
They’re taking their cues from Rio’s approach to the Olympics.
“...our favorite fascist wad of upchucked puréed carrots,”
And he’ll bring out all past winners of celebrity apprentice to speak. And Gary Busey (please dear God let Busey speak!) And Meatloaf will sweat the national anthem out every fiber of his being.
I just can’t get over how many of his children are going to speak. If your immediate family is the majority of your campaign apparatus, you’ve got a problem, man.
Right?! Compare that illustrious lineup of Trumpty Dumpty family members to who is likely to appear at the Dems convention: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Bill Clinton. Maybe Julian Castro. I mean, Jeezus, there’s just no comparison. It’s like comparing the Big Apple Circus to the United…
if its going to be on TV, I will drunk hate watch it.
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Don King go after a plate of pancakes at the Original Pancake House.
How does he know? He hasn't even met her yet.