YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

Modern Art = I could do that...but I don’t know Charles Saatchi.

I tried this once. Turns out the gallery was really unhappy when I claimed that the armed robbery was a piece of performance art I called “Insousiance.”

Off-topic: Life can be depressing. However, I have discovered that there is a live walrus cam you can watch every day this summer.

HOW was there no prenup. HOW.

It is very emotional draining to take care of a dying person. It’s hard to take care of my aunt right now even with everyone pitching in. Even with a lot of help, it gets tiring.

If this shady af PI saw this misconduct in 2008, why is he only piping up 8 years later?

I don’t like to just throw around the word “hero” but in this case it is applicable.

It’s there because I put it there.

That’s the thing with “resistant” when you really need “proof”

He was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” the insider said. “He’s a total loser and owes her over $2 million

Kylie had been bankrolling Tyga for well over a year”

Wouldn’t it be great if he ended up getting back together with Winona Ryder. Please let this happen!

All I got from this is Johnny Depp is single. And I am celebrating this news by pulling out my old 21 Jump Street Tiger Beat centerfolds and finding a witch who does love spells.

You say she acts but I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.

THE SACRIFICING BEGINS

THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE AND THEY’RE SACRIFICING THE DOGS TO THE KANGAROO MAFIA.

They didn’t even make it to the ‘one month for every year of our age difference’ stage of their marriage.

as soon as i heard this i couldnt help but think it was depply upfortunate timing