eggswoodhouse
Eggs Woodhouse
eggswoodhouse

Honestly how is it even debatable that it's sexist? I don't understand. Sure, it's not aggressively sexist and it doesn't seem like the reporter was trying to be a dick, but what about a request for a woman to twirl like a little girl is not completely infantalizing and playing in bullshit stereotypes?

Bouchard's mouth fell open and she responded with aslightly befuddled "A twirl?" before cooperating.

And if either of them said no they'd be humorless bitches.

My girlfriend was very disappointed chastised me when she found out I forgot to vote this mid-term and shrugged it off as my non-conservative vote not mattering in Texas elections. Congrats GOP; now that y'all control both houses of Congress, and have started reintroducing this sort of BS anti-progressive lawmaking, I

I mean, I'm sure if the women just dressed more modestly those poor men wouldn't have been driven to rape them. But not too modestly mind you... not like "Muslim" modestly because we don't want Sharia law here or to turn the US into one of those "no go zones" I've been reading so much about. So some level of modesty

So, wait, they can't even get their shit together for a meaningless gesture that everyone knows will be vetoed? Oh man. Oh MAN. The next two years are gonna be great.

What millennials are they even talking to? like.....does Trent Franks even go here?

Right; I meant to include a mention of that! Sorry. And yes, I don't even think they know what the hell they want to do when it comes to the actual legal aspects of their lawmaking efforts. I think they just want to be filmed screaming about how anti-abortion they are so they can raise lots of money from their base

At least they're not wasting our tax dollars to pass redundant laws. Thank God they are so fiscally conservative.

So what they want to do is try and ban taxpayer funding for abortions even in the case of rape, incest or the mother's life. The Hyde Amendment already forbids taxpayer funding of regular abortions.

We have pizza every Friday at my house too and I'm already craving it.

Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.

Fish are not meant to be hairy. Anchovies are a monstrosity.

*raises hand*

No lie: if I don't get pizza at least once a week i get agitated. I've formed this habit over a LIFETIME of Friday night pizza night.

And now we will all probably find as many pop culture references as we can. I'm skipping the Turtles and going to Spaceballs.

I know ediorial staff has nothing to do with ad placement/products but I find this hilarious

Beau, the Flemish Rabbit, is ready to make sweet bunny love.

SLUTS!

He's just afraid that the truth will come out: