I honestly don't understand this argument, "I was inebriated so I can't be held responsible".

fuckers

Ok, I normally don't pull the "we can pay attention to more than one thing at a time" waste of time argument, but...

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Don't believe the hype: much like the awful pizza, "dibs" is something many, many of us native Chicagoans detest and fight back against at every opportunity.

it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

Ah, tweens. Never stop being little raging psychopaths. I promise you the hormones will even out eventually.

I love that Adultosaur can translate for us. She speaks tween

"WERE NOT DESPERATE"

ok so it means that they're sassy, ok

wow such sophisticated tastes

You know you're learning a language and can understand individual words you're reading but those individual words don't really give you context to understand the sentences...this is how I felt reading this article in my native language.

"I am pregnant and my right index finger is 12 inches long, AMA"

this is the best photoshop job EVER.

FTFY. Seriously, teenage girls are insane on the internet. I am never letting my kids have access to social media.

In my apartment I only watch (i.e. pay for) Hulu and Netflix and watch only what I want to watch (Sherlock, Sleepy Hollow, All the Star Trek except enterprise, Daily Show and a few other programs). When I went home for the holidays and actually sat down and watched regular tv I actually made a mental note of how vapid…

Too many things wrong here.