Augh I thought that was some hilarious Tim and Eric thing. Nope, Wikipedia is deadly serious about it.

Holy shit, that list makes me exhausted. Is she ever going to sit down

goddamn. Your wife is a superhero.

I am making my crafty candle salad again due to popular demand.

Whoa, little lady.

Nothing good ever comes out of the use of the word “ladies”.

I probably would have replied, “You’re right. Ladies aren’t. It’s a damned good thing I’m a woman.” I really fucking hate the word “ladies” right now.

Being dicks to her some more. In most cities, it seems like you can’t get cops to respond to or even *acknowledge* a noise complaint, nevermind arrest someone for it.

Fuck disciplinary action, these fuckers should be fired and nothing less.

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

Why is being a nice/decent/respectful person so fucking difficult for some people? Assholes.

I know, I’m afraid of that. He will probably form them as part of his plan to go into Chicago and “fix” things.

“The Order is intended to protect the homeland...”

opinion of this so-called judge

Our last Democratic president ordered Jackson off the $20 (well, the Treasury did, anyway). Harriet Tubman will replace him in 2020.

There’s a very good case for him being one of the five worst presidents in US history. He was a deeply immoral man in his treatment of the Indians, he fostered a contempt for learning that left generations of Americans as easy prey for hucksters of all kinds, and he devastated the economy and left it cripplingly…

That fake judge appointed by that fake president and confirmed by a fraudulent 99-0 senate vote.

Let’s not forget, folks, that any CBP officer acting in defiance of this ruling is in contempt of court. Attorneys General, enforce the rule of law immediately.

More like il Douche

This so called president really likes to tweet.