I can’t drive for medical reasons. If I delete Uber which one of the protesters can I call for a ride?

This is the cover of the latest Der Spiegel. OMFG

She looks like she is playing dress-up in her mom’s shoes.

I’ve read that since those are generally new shoes and they’ll be standing for a while, it’s convenient to have them loose to avoid the possibility of them hurting the feet somewhere.
Now I’m beginning to question this idea. I was sooo sure that was the reason, but I can’t remember where I’ve heard/read about it.

I hope by the end of Trump’s presidency, his brand is utterly destroyed. I mean, he or his kids can’t sell anything at all by the end of it all. He has been the most polarizing president in history and it hasn’t been two weeks yet. His kids are clueless dolts who keep thinking they can use this opportunity to do…

Wouldn’t they?

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

Looking forward to Trump’s 6am tweet simultaneously threatening Nordstrom as well as trying to belittle it.

This even more concentrated Trump powder continues to sold as well:

Note: I have noticed that Safeway Stores are still selling Donald Trump in powdered form:

Leave it up to the women to have backbone and courage. White dudes, what’s good?????

Hate to break it to the Republicans and those privileged enough to not care about politics but the next 4 years are going to be insanely political. Music, movies, TV all of it will be digs at Trump. I for one am thrilled.

If we just stopped giving a shit when people procreate, this wouldn’t happen.

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.

Must be a nice life when the closest thing you’ll ever get to being “oppressed” is getting your shitposts on Jez dismissed.

Go fuck yourself. How’s that for free speech, dickbag?

You, you I’ll reply to. Because you’re just so fucking wrong.

Interesting choice of a portrait of Jackson in the Oval Office. He’s traditionally been a mascot for the Democrats, but has since been been relegated to the role of Embarassing Ancestor for his brutal treatment of Native Americans and general nuttiness. So, as the Trump Team shows nothing but contempt for the…

But of COURSE he has a picture of Andrew fucking Jackson there. OF COURSE HE DOES.

Can you imagine if Obama had done anything even remotely so disrespectful to religious people? But I’ll bet Donald gets a pass.